Friday, March 1, 2019

Ich will Spaß: The greatest masterpiece to ever grace the earth.

Ich will Spaß is the magnum opus of demigod Markus. It was a part of legendary album "Kugelblitze & Raketen", an electronic pop album released in 1982 that was met with critical acclaim.

I couldn't find any real info about the song but it's an absolute banger, right. It starts with God talking about his brand new Maserati and how he outruns the polis at 210 k/h. Then he talks about a tank apparently. And then he's all like "I want to have fun" about 20 times.

Markus creates the Earth
Markus continues describing his epic tale of adventure, intrigue and murder in great detail, until one of Markus' companions breaks out into an awe-inspiring tin whistle solo. This solo is rumored to be what caused the creation of the earth.

Markus fighting the gas station attendent
But it's not all sunshine and rainbows. Markus then starts to speak about his "best friend" the gas station attendant. However, later on in this arc it is revealed that the gas station attendant has been a traitor this whole time and is of equal, if not greater power than Markus, who must use all his strength to defeat him. During the fight the petrol bloke uses his power to saw the country of Germany in half. However using all of his strength, Markus manages to bring the country back together using his power REUNIFICATION.

After defeating the petrol fella, Markus takes a drag of his cigarette and drives off in his Maserati, thus ending this episode of The Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers.
Markus driving away

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