Friday, March 29, 2019

BACK WITH A BANG: The Mattress Song

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"BACK WITH A BANG" otherwise known as "Mattress Mick's Theme" is the theme of Mattress Mick, one of the few beings on Earth with a similar power level to Markus. Mattress Mick is a Mattress Salesperson based in Dublin, Ireland who owns 5(?) shops around the city.

In this particular adventure, Mick dons his best piece of armor, a pimp suit and hops in the old DeLorean to some dodgy alleyway where a bunch of kids hang out. Soon after mick teleports to Namibia or somewhere to have a look at the sunset. Pretty boring stuff for a being like Mick to be fair but he obviously wasn't using all of his power. On to the song itself.

So Mick is back (with a bang), the undisputed king of Mattress Land. A place where Mick explains that mattressy people drive mattressy cars. Mick continues to talk about mattress land for the rest of the song so there's not much else to talk about there.

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Then this woman shows up and starts singing about something that I don't really remember to be honest. Wasn't really listening in truth, bring back Mick.

Yeah this song wasn't great, ehm 6/10, not enough Mick.

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BACK WITH A BANG: The Mattress Song

The man himself "BACK WITH A BANG" otherwise known as "Mattress Mick's Theme" is the theme of Mattress Mick, one...